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How to Treat an Arrogant Person

Did you ever wonder about the best way to treat an arrogant person who is in the habit of embarrassing you or others? If so, read on; the following scenario portrays just how to do that. Disclaimer:  This is just for fun and shouldn't be considered a model of behaviour towards arrogant set of people. Caption: Bobo2fine and the Client in English Language Banter. Bobo2fine is a very pompous and haughty young man. He works as an attendant at a petrol station. One day, a particular client stopped by the station to refuel his car and the following conversation ensued between him and the client. Client: "Please fill up my car tank",( Speaking in his local dialect which Bobo2fine understands very well ). Bobo2fine: "Excuse me sir, I don't get what you're saying. Besides, this is a business premises and speaking of vernacular is highly prohibited. So please use the English language if you want me to serve you." Client: "Oh! I'm very s...

The Bad Side of Silent Treatment in Marriage

A man returned home from work and caught his wife in the act with another man in his matrimonial bed. He overlooked the sacrilege and went to the sitting room and put on the TV and started watching some gospel songs. The wife and the other man in the room became afraid and were trembling in fear and couldn't come out. Finally, the man summoned up courage and came out and knelt before the husband and pleaded for forgiveness. The husband said to man, "Mr Man, you are free to go your way. Things like this do happen. You're not the author of this kind of situation. So there's no problem. Just go your way." The man was surprised at hearing that from the woman's husband. Then he stood up and left still in fear. The wife couldn't come out of the bed room because of shame and fear of what the husband would do to her. She remained there till her husband decided to retire to bed. As the husband got into the bedroom, he saw his wife seated on the floor shed...

What You Need to Know About Glo Jumbo SIM

What You Need to Know About Glo Jumbo SIM ( Tarrif Plan ). Glo network which is one of the leading network providers in Nigeria is rewarding its customers with N200200 worth of credit for calls and Data for browsing. The network provider has just launched a brand new Pack (Tarrif plan) called " Jumbo " to serve this purpose. How Glo Jumbo SIM works. All glo customers have equal opportunity to collect N200200 worth of airtime and data by recharging their phones with the minimum amount of N100 to unlock the bonus. Yes, the bonus is locked and is only unlocked each time you recharge. For instance, every recharge of N100 unlocks N500 bonus and 50MB of data; and so on. What is the Bonus Validity Period? The bonus validity period is 30 days. That means each time you recharge to unlock your bonus it last for 30 days. Who Can Enjoy this Offer? This offer is for both new and old subscribers. Every new Glo SIM now comes pre-loaded with N200200 and is called " Jumbo SIM. ...

The Funniest Script Ever Written.

Funniest Script. A guy disguises himself as a pauper just to get himself a woman who will truly love him for whom she thinks he is. Everything goes well according to his plans. He is convinced that she's truly the one. But upon revelation of his true identity as he thinks the time is due, the perfect lady he claims he's secured for himself dumps him and says that she doesn't want to marry a rich man. She prefers to see him just the way she met him. Is this not funny; so funny that it could cause anybody to shout "LMAO" even for the first time? Is there any lady in this present world who would do a thing like that? If you are a lady and you think you can do it let me see your hands up. However, is it wise for a Man to disguise himself just to get what he wants? Your opinion shall be highly appreciated.