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Why Some Women Shave Off Their Eyebrows and Draw their Own

This is a controversial conversation between me and my controversial friend who takes delight in generalizing every little ideology he forms or adopts from others. Needless to say, I think this has a bearing on his staunch view that all women are the same. However, as you would expect or may not, I don't agree with him on most of his ideologies. This is one of such argument between me and him. Mind you, I sought his consent before bringing this online and he agreed. Please read the conversation below: Buddy: "Guy I'm just tired of women. They're never satisfied. I mean they all seem to have insatiable desire for anything the crave for. In fact, they are very very ungrateful." Me: "Bro, what makes you think so?" Buddy: "Guy I'm telling you what I have experienced ever since I decided to try out this love thing." Me: "Well, I think it depends on the type of women you meet during your romantic escapades. Again, I don...

11 Kind of People You'll Definitely Meet on Facebook

If you've never seen a King without a Throne, come to Facebook. If you've never seen a Prince without a Kingdom, come to Facebook, they are in abundance. If you've never seen a Queen without a King, come to Facebook. If you've never seen a Princess without a Prince, Facebook harbours plenty of them. If you've never seen a banker who has not finished secondary school, meet them on Facebook. If you've never seen a married woman who claims to be single, join Facebook today. If you've never seen a flirt who claims to be a misogynist, give Facebook a visit for it harbours thousands of them. If you've never seen those guys who are from Nigeria but did their NYSC (National Youth Service Corp)programme in California, you will find them on Facebook. If you've never seen an unrepentant native doctor who stands on the pulpit preaching, meet them on Facebook. If you've never seen a girl who was born in 2005, finished both primary and...

10 Random Facts You Can't Afford to Miss

  1 . The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it. 2 . Indoor pollution is 10 times more toxic than outdoor pollution. 3 . Blue Peter pet, Petra the mongrel puppy, died two days after being introduced. A replacement was found. 4 . People that suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack. 5 . The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time. 6 . Aluminum used to be more valuable than gold! 7 . A 100-pound person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars. 8 . There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 9 . The oldest patented company logo is the red triangle of Bass beers! 10 . How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating. 

Lies Some Guys tell that could Make You Go Crazy

Some guys can make you go nuts and want to smack them for their stupid bragging. They'd be like, You see those two hands that display when you switch on Nokia phones, it's my hand and that of my girlfriend. Nokia signed us for that project. You see that bite on Apple Brand logo, na me chop am. You see those people on the packet of Cabin Biscuit smiling, na my brother and im wife. You remember that cock that crowed when Peter denied Jesus in the Bible, na my mama get am, now the cock don big finish. You know Bill Gate, the richest man in the whole world, na my Papa sponsor am for school and the first computer wey im get, na my Papa buy for am. You know Mark Zuckerberg the owner of Facebook, he was my classmate in Secondary School, Nsukka. You know Ramsey Noah that Nollywood actor that can speak English Language very well, me and him did our NYSC (National Youth Service Corps) in London. When I hear this kind of bragging I feel weak and begin to gasp for fresh air.........

The Crazy Cock and The English Murderer

Crazy Cocks Hmm! Everything has changed completely. Now you can't even rely on Cock crows as your time keeper anymore because the Cocks too have gone crazy. How can a cock let out a crow at 2:00 am? When I heard it I was like " Hey! what's that for ?" I guess it was the symptom of the previous day hangover. Yes, don't be surprised, they (cocks) now drink, smoke and get drunk. What else should I believe! How Some people Murder the English Language. Sai! I don't just like the way some people murder the English language.  Just imagine someone murdering the language with impunity by saying: " Please sir, I didn't dey there when they were fougthing ." Again, on May 1st 2017, someone woke me up with a start. I was still indoors, so I decided to log in to Facebook to say good morning to my friends. All of a sudden, I stumbled upon an update that says and I quote, " Good morning Friends, thank God it's a ' Brown New Month ' ...

14 Cool Facts About People, Things and The World You Should Know

1 . The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field. 2 . About 400 different kinds of microbes live on and in the human body. 3 . 1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper. 4 . In Pakistan, goats are often sacrificed under the believe to improve the performance of the stock market. 5 . The speed of a typical raindrop is 17 miles per hour. 6 . It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in the state of Arkansas! 7 . The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old! 8 . Approximately 25,000 workers died during the building of the Panama Canal, and approximately 20,000 of them contracted malaria and yellow fever. 9 . When he was only 13, Johnny Depp lost his virginity to a girl slightly older than him. 10 . All babies are color blind when they are born. 11 . Only two in one thousand diamonds are considered truly colorless. 12 . More boys than girls are born during the day; more ...