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Why MR NIGER D is now known as MR NIGER CAD

Some days ago, I wrote the following lines of words on my Facebook timeline: "MR NIGER D is now known as MR NIGER CAD..." See post here ✈️ tn =%2AW-R" target="blank">Facebook update. Then I tried to spice up the post with a bit of fun. The fun part was that who ever doesn't understand the post should not hesitate to ask me for explanations. And just as I'd expected one of my friends summoned up the courage to ask for explanations. Therefore, I am writing this as an explanation to that post and also as a reply to that friend of mine who demanded to know more about the post. Now over to the explanation proper. When I was in school, secondary school to be precise, I was taught biology.In the subject, I was taught that living things have characteristics. The followings were the named characteristics of living things; Movement, Respiration, Nutrition, Irritability, Growth, Excretion, Reproduction and Death. Then our biology teacher told us that i...

What you must Endure when a Cambridge University Student is your Friend

In the midst of the discussion he blew out the following lines of sentences and expected you to smile as if you have the soft copy of the latest edition of Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary in your brain. Hear him; "That's a flagrant immorality, a prodigal rascality. Why would she want to charge you for consummation not rendered. You should have told her that you are retracting your propositions. She must be a nincompoop daughter of Jezebel." In our house, we refer to this type of explosion as a premature detonation of Grammatical Bomb.

How to Facebook and Earn some Cash.

How to Make Money from Facebook . # Do you want to get paid for each Friend request you accept? # Do you want to get paid for posting at least 3 status updates daily on your timeline? # Do you want to get paid for spending 3 hours at a stretch surfing round Facebook even without doing anything significant? # Do you want to get paid for receiving at least 10 likes and 2 comments on your posts? If you answer yes to any of the above questions, congratulations! You're wearing my kind of shoes. So let us put our heads together and write a petition to Baba Facebook (Mark Z) and demand that he implements the above suggestions. I've been searching for a partner in this act of laziness. I'm happy I've found you today.

The Benefit of Having a Corp Member as a Friend

This guy called Bobo2fine is something else.Imagine what he told me as being the benefit of having a Corp member as a friend. Bobo2fine: "Guy, a Corper friend of mine dashed me his NYSC Cap and Boots. And now I dey travel to anywhere I  like around the nation free of charge. No driver or conductor knows what I'm up to. Trust me, they will never know. All thanks to my friend who dashed me this NYSC cap that has turned out to be my free travelling ticket to any part of the nation. How I wish the cap was recognized outside Naija, I would love to have it as a free visa too to any part of the world." Me: Oh my goodness, this boy has finished my country!!!😂 😂 😂!

Funny Childish Thoughts that will Wow you

When I was young and naive, I used to think that: # There's no Mumu(foolish person) in Onyingbo land (abroad). # Beautiful ladies don't defecate. # Big men don't cry. # If I break the radio set I'll see the people talking inside the box. # If I break the television set I'll kill the people inside. # Rich and beautiful people don't eat Fufu (Eba). # It's only men that smoke weeds. # Anybody that works in the bank is an accountant. The thought of someone working as a cleaner, gatekeeper and attendant in the bank never crossed my childish mind. But now I know better. Use the comment box to tell us your own childish thoughts and beliefs if you don't mind.

How Yahoo Bears the Blame while Google takes all the Glory

Right from the time I had my eyes on the knees, I've been hearing people talk about #Yahoo, #Yahoo Boys as if Yahoo is the only channel through which they carry out those fraudulent activities. Why are there no #Gmail Boys? I mean, why are there no #Google Boys ? Or do we hate Yahoo so much?? Or is it that we love it so much that we always talk about it??? [#Behind_the_scene ] #Side talks: Hahahaaaa...it seems people don't know that most of those boys are using Google and Gmail not Yahoo. Yahoo is just bearing the blame for nothing while Google takes the Glory for everything. Anyways, one day the cat shall be let out of the bag, container or wherever it is hidden.