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Say No to Copy and Paste Syndrome

Some people are so engrossed in this copy and paste attitude. Facebook updates, they copy and paste. Twitter updates, they copy and paste. Instagram updates, they copy and paste. Whatsapp updates, they copy and paste. Now, they have gone as far as trying to copy and paste other people's lifestyles and idiosyncracies in their own brain. Again, as I speak to you now, somebody's son or daughter is still bent on copying and pasting this post wherever they like without my approval. Issorite! I'd better not catch you.

Why Everything is Now Falling in Naija

Mama, Papa, bro, sis, aunt and uncle, please the next time you want to wish me well, let your wishes walk gently to me and give me a warm embrace. Don't say that they should Fall on me. As I'm pleading with you now, the headache I had as a result of the good wish that fell on me on someone's command some days ago hasn't gone yet. Oga Davido, come and see your hand work ooo! Now everything in naija nah Fall ...even simple greetings like # goodmorning , #goodafternoon and #goodevening we used to say in peace are now: #Goodmorning Fall on you . #Goodafternoon Fall on you . #Goodevening Fall on you . Haba! Fall, Fall, Fall everywhere! I just pray this joke doesn't break anybody's ribs when it Falls on them. However, even if it breaks it's non of my business because the responsibility doesn't Fall on me.