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One day, I had a nightmare and it appeared that the world was divided into two parts with a very high wall that reaches to the heaven as a demarcation and women were kept in one part while men were kept in the other and the women were like: "We don't have to worry ourselves, it's obvious our men cannot survive over there without us, they will surely look for a way to break this wall so they could reach us here." And the men in their own part were like: "We know our women very well, they cannot survive a day or two over there without us, they will definitely look for a way to reach out to us here. So, we don't have to panic." At this juncture, I startled and woke up. Guess what I did as I woke up; I rushed to my sister's room to confirm if they are there. On getting there, I couldn't find any of them. What? This can't be true! I told myself. At this point, my heart beat was pulsating faster than normal. I was about to make a dash to my mom...

If I ask you now, do you love your neighbours as God has instructed in the scriptures? you will quickly answer in the affirmative: "Of course I love my neighbours as myself." But tell me, how can you say you love your neighbour as  yourself when you know very well that they are no more selling 4 cups of Garri for #100 which your neighbour is still selling for you out of ignorance and you don't inform her, but you keep on buying from her at the old price? Do you want to kill her?

I wish I know where to purchase the type of spectacles that will help me see through those stuffs they call Meat pie before buying them...I'm just tired of buying Macaroni pie in the name of Meat pie. They call it meat pie but when you open it macaroni slaps your mouth. This is a very serious diet scam and it must stop!

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said she would like to travel around the world. The Fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand. Now, it’s the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,  “Well, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The Fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was 90. Moral:  Be careful what you wish for.

A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms and when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. “Fifty Naira,” the man said. “No, no, said the barber. I’ll give you twenty naira, and if you don’t think that’s enough, you may take your broom with you as you leave.” The man took his broom and asked the barber what he had to pay for his shave. “Hundred Naira,” the barber replied. “No, no, I’ll give you fifty naira, and if that’s not enough, you may put my beard on again.”

If as a kid you were fun of playing keyboard inside your mother's pot of soup looking for meat when nobody was around and by now you're not a professional Keyboardist for one of these Band groups or Churches, then I will advise you go back to your mother's pot of soup and start the lesson all over again because it's obvious you didn't learn well.....lol!

I know you will never forget that embarrassing moment when a hilarious joke caused you to laugh more like a kid and in the middle of the laughing spree you end up releasing a heavy sound of explosion from your anus that startled your friends that were around. All of a sudden, the funny joke was shifted aside and you now become the author and the finisher of that hilarious joke....oops!

If you were a heartless Senior student in school, I well known that you will never forget that awkward moment where you went on a journey and in the middle of it a heavy downpour started and you rushed to take refuge in a house nearby only for you to realize that it belongs to that junior student your take delight in maltreating at school for no reasons. When the boy shows up you are like"oh my good friend, is this your house?" and the boy is like "No o it's our farmyard, idiot, you thought you will never enter my trap." Now you wish the ground should just open and swallow you up....that's when you learn to be kind to others....lol!

Remember that awkward moment in the classroom where you raised your hand in every questions the teacher asks because you know that he will not ask you as his believe is that you know the correct answer, but this time around he asks you to your greatest surprise and you are like...."Sir I wanted to take an excuse so I could go and ease myself...and the teacher was like.."answer my question first and I'll excuse you."

I overheard someone saying that if you soak garri and leave it for a while so it could rise before you sip that it's a clear symptom of poverty. B ut come to think of it, how can I buy one cup of garri for #100 and not economize it the way I want, even if it's symptom of poverty or not who cares? Why did I even study economics in school, was it not for times like this?

How painful it is for you to dream as you own a car only to wake up and see nothing, the next day you dream as you own a mansion only to wake up and see nothing and on top everything, you dream as you become a billionaire only to wake up and see nothing but the very day you dream as you urinate, oh my gosh, you wake up and find your bed completely wet...chai what a life?

Shebi you're blaming your parents now for not being rich so that you wouldn't have to work hard to get what you want? And now you don't want to work hard yourself. Don't worry, now the ball is in your court, let's wait to hear what your children will tell you and what you will answer them...uwaaaafid!

The study of the human brain has been called the last frontier in science. The field of neuroscience is still in its infancy, but is rapidly exploding — turning yesterday’s brain “facts” into today’s brain “myths.” Experts agree there is more we don’t know about the brain than we currently know. Here are some of the most interesting brain facts backed by science. Some will fill you with awe. Some will make you pause and think. Others will make you realize what an imperfect “machine” we’ve got running the show. We think at least a few of these will blow your Mind. It may interest you to know that the most complex entity known resides between your ears. Here are some of the fascinating facts and figures about the human brain. 1. The typical brain is about 2% of a body’s weight but uses 20% of its total energy and oxygen intake. 2. Your brain is 73% water. It takes only 2% dehydration to affect your attention, memory and other cognitive skills. 3. Ninety minut...

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man. – Francis Bacon A home without books is a body without soul. – Marcus Tullius To learn to read is to light a fire; every syllable that is spelled out is a spark. – Victor Hugo To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting. – Edmund Burke What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote. – E.M. Forster If I read a book and it makes my body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know its poetry. – Emily Dickinson If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again; there is no use in reading it at all. – Oscar Wilde Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. – Francis Bacon Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself, to multiply the ways in which he exists, to make his life full, significan...

April 1 Is Believed to Have Been First Associated With Foolishness in 1392. The knight and squire from the Ellesmere manuscript, an early 15th century manuscript of Geoffrey Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. (Hulton Archive/Getty Images)The knight and squire from the Ellesmere manuscript, an early 15th century manuscript of Geoffrey Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. (Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Geoffrey Chaucer, author of the 1392 story collection The Canterbury Tales, perhaps wrote the first recorded association between April 1 and foolishness. However, he did not use the term “April Fools” and his writing is open to interpretation. The April Fools text comes from The Nun’s Priest’s Tale, which tells the story of a rooster outwitting a fox. The possible reference to April Fools’ Day comes in the middle of the story, where Chaucer writes: When that the monthe in which the world bigan That highte March, whan God first maked man, Was complet, and passed were also Syn March bigan thrit...

Why it is not wise to act on what you see on some movies.  After watching a romantic movie where a young man who was in love with a lady eventually decided to propose to her by inserting the engagement ring into an Apple fruit and gave it to the lady to eat only for her to realize at just a bite that there was a ring inside, a guy decided to try same with a lady he loves. But unfortunately for him, the lady swallowed the ring while eating and it hung in her throat such that it calls for her immediate hospitalization.  Now she's in the hospital bed all in the name of love proposal and a borrowed ethic by her lover. Consequently, the guy is now rallying around to gather money for her bills; the very resource he would have saved for the marriage if he had done things the right way and avoided acting on what he saw on the movies.   Moral Lesson: It's dangerous to act on what you see on movies. The Lifestyle in some movies is totally different from real life situat...

This is the 2nd part in a series of  World Facts Everyone Should Know, please read on. If you missed the 1st part, go check it out here:  100-Dazzling Facts Everyone Should Know (Part 1) 51.  When he was younger, Jake Gyllenhaal got driving lessons from a family friend. That friend was Paul Newman Paul Newman, by the way, both a race car driver and a race car owner. 52.  But speaking of celebrity friends, Larry King and Snoop Dog hang out. 53.  Jeopardy contestants stand on platforms that are adjusted so they all appear to be the same height. 54.  Richard Gere went to UMass Amherst on a gymnastics scholarship. 55.  The light emitted by 200,000 galaxies makes our universe a shade of beige that scientists call "cosmic latte." 56.  You can fit 75 New Jerseys in Alaska's area. But why would you want 75 New Jerseys? I'm just kidding, people from New Jersey. [mouthed: No I'm not] 57.  In other geography news: Reno is west of Los Ang...

Humans have always craved for Facts and I believe that is the major reason this Compilation of Rare Facts was made. Please read on to get the facts; you may need them now or later. Again, this is the 1st Part, please don't forget to check out the 2nd Part of this article on this blog. 1.  Did you know that PETA once asked the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys? That's the first of 100 amazing facts everyone should know that I am going to share with you today. 2.  In 1939 Adolf Hitler's nephew wrote an article called, "Why I Hate My Uncle." Now, I haven't read it, but I assume it's like, "He forgets my birthday. Also, he's  literally  Hitler." Anyway, the nephew eventually moved to Long Island. 3.  Nikola Tesla said of Thomas Edison, he "had no hobby, cared for no amusement of any kind and lived in utter disregard of the most elementary rules of hygiene." Sounds to me like his hobby was annoying you...

1. The first German serviceman killed in the war was killed by the Japanese. A German soldier's moment of death is captured on film as he throws up his hands; his Mauser 98k falls to the ground. 2. The first American serviceman killed was killed by the Russians. 3. Over 100,000 Allied bomber crewmen were killed over Europe. A B-17F destroyed by a German Me-262. 4. More US servicemen died in the Air Corps that the Marine Corps. 5. Polish Catholic midwife Stanisława Leszczyńska delivered 3,000 babies at the Auschwitz concentration camp during the Holocaust in occupied Poland. 6. In World War II, British soldiers got a ration of three sheets of toilet paper a day. Americans got 22. 7. In 1941, more than 3 million cars were manufactured in the US. Only 139 more were made during the entire war. 8. Four of every five German soldiers killed in the war died on the Eastern Front. Captured German soldiers in 1944. 9. Only 20% of the males born in the Soviet Union in 1923 s...

A short history of Bluetooth The birth and commercialization of the ubiquitous short-range wireless technology was more protracted than you might think Depending on who you ask, Bluetooth wireless technology’s history starts over one thousand years ago, in the Second World War, or in the early 90s. The idea for the Bluetooth name came from Jim Kardach of Intel, who was reading a historical novel about Vikings and King Harald Blåtand at the time. (Courtesy: Intel Free Press) The name is the link to the distant past. “Bluetooth” is derived from the nickname of King Harald Blåtand a Dane who (somewhat violently) brought together warring factions in what are now Denmark, Norway, and Sweden into a single kingdom. King Harald reigned from 958 to 986 and got his nickname from his penchant for eating blueberries - although the less charitable claim his teeth were dyed blue from chewing the (presumably frozen) flesh of his slain enemies. However, the frequency hoppin...