What you must Endure when a Cambridge University Student is your Friend

In the midst of the discussion he blew out the following lines of sentences and expected you to smile as if you have the soft copy of the latest edition of Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary in your brain. Hear him;

"That's a flagrant immorality, a prodigal rascality. Why would she want to charge you for consummation not rendered.
You should have told her that you are retracting your propositions.
She must be a nincompoop daughter of Jezebel."

In our house, we refer to this type of explosion as a premature detonation of Grammatical Bomb.