The Benefit of Having a Corp Member as a Friend

This guy called Bobo2fine is something else.Imagine what he told me as being the benefit of having a Corp member as a friend.
Bobo2fine: "Guy, a Corper friend of mine dashed me his NYSC Cap and Boots. And now I dey travel to anywhere I  like around the nation free of charge. No driver or conductor knows what I'm up to. Trust me, they will never know.
All thanks to my friend who dashed me this NYSC cap that has turned out to be my free travelling ticket to any part of the nation. How I wish the cap was recognized outside Naija, I would love to have it as a free visa too to any part of the world."
Me: Oh my goodness, this boy has finished my country!!!😂 😂 😂!