Funny Childish Thoughts that will Wow you

When I was young and naive, I used to think that:
# There's no Mumu(foolish person) in Onyingbo land (abroad).
# Beautiful ladies don't defecate.
# Big men don't cry.
# If I break the radio set I'll see the people talking inside the box.
# If I break the television set I'll kill the people inside.
# Rich and beautiful people don't eat Fufu (Eba).
# It's only men that smoke weeds.
# Anybody that works in the bank is an accountant. The thought of someone working as a cleaner, gatekeeper and attendant in the bank never crossed my childish mind.
But now I know better.
Use the comment box to tell us your own childish thoughts and beliefs if you don't mind.